i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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