I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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