thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
