after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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