i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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