Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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