i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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