Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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