whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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