Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have fence marks all over my body
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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