I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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