I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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