Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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