So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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