Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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