Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Randomize