How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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