We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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