Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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