Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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