her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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