finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i think i just lost a toe
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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