you told grandpa to call you daddy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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