So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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