I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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