You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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