If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.