Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day