The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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