Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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