Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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