do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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