I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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