Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
