and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think I sprained my soul last night
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.