This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS