Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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