Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia