Jerry, you need to find god
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.