his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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