they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid