Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Sober January is a disaster.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Bring me that man meat
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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