In the future we'll all be gay
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.