3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....