I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.