Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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