i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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