oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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