WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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