last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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