Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
