We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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