I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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