I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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