I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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