You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I want to be your penis for a week.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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