its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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