Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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