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butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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